funky balloon knot


when you f-ck somebody in the -ss enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. this is very painful.
i was taking it in the -ss from bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. next thing i knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my -ss. he just can’t resist the funky balloon knot.

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