Funky Kong


full name: funky ur-n-s congo kong (f.u.c.k.)

the awesome ape companion of donkey kong and diddy kong, who first made an appearance in donkey kong country for the snes. allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.

funky also appears in mario kart wii as an unlockable character. considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.
that guy cheated! he summoned 15 blue sh-lls while he was funky kong!

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