Funky Monkey

the mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.
after the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.
a woman’s p-ssy that smell bad.
when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.
stinky unwashed v-g-n-. with l-b– so big it reminds the viewer of a chimpanzee’s lips.
“i started going down on her until i saw then smelled her funky monkey!”

“she’s beautiful, but i heard she has a funky monkey!”
a chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. really good. tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
girl: slow down, you’re going to have a heart attack, man! that’s your third funky monkey today!
guy: it has banana in it, so i’m fine.
a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.
you invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
boyfriend: i just took a sh-t and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
your mom: …
you: um,..funky monkey! sooo did joella call you about carpooling?
when you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.
one day we were feeling h-rny and i gave him the funky monkey.
nasty s-xual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner’s -sshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. yummies!
i’ve been tossing my girl’s salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the funky monkey.

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