Funky Pussy


foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the v-g-n- in question. extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(ie) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:d-ld-s,vibrators, ba wa b-lls etc.
(ex)brian ended his relationship with mildred because she had an unacceptably funky p-ssy

(ex)”d-mn baby, please close your legs, that sh-t is humming! sweetie, can’t the doctor give you something to freshen up your funky p-ssy? it’s killing me and making my eyes water.” said brian.

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