Funky’s Law


the longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of jesus and salvation being brought up increases.
we were having a nice discussion about baseball when fred invoked funky’s law and noted that n-body can be truly safe without redemption through our lord and saviour jesus christ.

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