funnel cake stand
a project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
a person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
girl: i’d like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with gundam action figures.
guy: you will never do that. that is totally a funnel cake stand.
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guy 1: we should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. we would make so much money!
guy 2: dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
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