funny crotch


when someones pants don’t fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines
i’m sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.
fun·ny ( p ) pr-nunciation key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( p ) pr-nunciation key (kraw-ch)
n.

a funny crotch is that of a man who has not been circ-mcised, also known as a fc or anteater
1. i was totally going to sleep with him until i found out he has a funny crotch!

2. i bet (fill in name here) has a funny crotch!

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