funpire


a funpire is a person who sucks the fun out of a situation, or event.
jesse: hey colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!

colin: no i think i’m just going to sit on the couch all night.

jesse: dude lets go out, quit being such a f-cking funpire.

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