Funshawe Shocker
we at funshawe college (fanshawe)in london, on have revamped the cl-ssic shocker. instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.
as i was ruining this chick i met at the bar, i decided the cl-ssic shocker wasn’t enough degradation. we switched up the option and made her cry real hard. sweet!
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