Funston Challenge


a compet-tion in which two or more athletes attempt to eat their own body weight in deep-fried, artery-clogging food.
the winner is the last compet-tor who eats the most, or in the event of a tie, is the quickest finisher. salad results in
immediate disqualification.
two people attempting to each consume a five pound burger with fries is a funston challenge.

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