funt

noun.

compound form of “fat” and “c-nt”. commonly used in place of “f-cking c-nt”, funt is more appropriate when describing a “fat c-nt” as the soft pr-nounciation is more suited to “fat” than “f-cking”.

the funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some “c-ntish” qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the “fat” part of the noun. therefore, a m-ssively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their m-ssive girth, and not because of their personality. if somebody is indeed a “c-nt” but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. all in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on “fat” rather than “c-nt”.
“omg, michael is such a funt.”

“that’s a funt of a jumping castle!”

“geez, any more funts at this jenny craig meeting and the building will collapse!”

“careful, celeste, you don’t want to turn into a funt, do you?”

“mum! stacey called me a funt!”
a compact, polite version ‘f-cking c-nt’.
darin’s wife. ugh. what a funt.
short for “f-cking c-nt”
what a funt my wife is huh mark?
a subst-tute curse word for “f-ck” and “c-nt”, used by the population of the fictional european city ‘download’ in britain’s 2000 ad comic series “sinister dexter”.

variant terms: “smugfunt”, “funtwipe”.
“what the funt!?!”
“i look like a funtin’ prat!”
“get the funtin’ funtwipe!”
plain and simply… f-ckin’ c-nt!
interchangable with c-nt, more offensive, yet less impactful.
a funt is the very essence of unattractiveness. however, this wilderbeast would also have a weight problem. therefore, fat + munt = funt. it is shouted at overweight, ugly girls in an attempt to make them realise how awful they look. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt
hahaha have you seen that bird? total funt
funt – f-cking c-nt.
dude i hate that funt.

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