Funtley
a small village in hampshire
every village has an idiot but funtley in hampshire is a whole village of idiots. situated just outside the sophisticated market town of fareham, funtley resembles a dog t-rd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
the average iq of a funtley resident is around 62, making funtley the most densely populated thick f-ck area in the uk. this dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local r-t-rded social club, the futley social club and spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and f-cking each other while trying not to spill there ale.
wow i like my girls thick but those b-tches are so funtley
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