Funwrecker


someone (usually a wife or mother) that has the uncanny ability and timing.. to pick the exact moment when you are truly happy and bring it to a screeching stop.
mike: this is the best time i’ve ever had. it sure is nice to be able to finally…

gail: we gotta go. this sunlight is too shiny.. and what’s with all the crystal blue water…. they keep refilling my drink before it’s even half empty!

mike: funwrecker!

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