Funyuns


a razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one’s blood stream. they may or may not cause cancer.
bob: “oh, sweet! funyuns!”

vampire: “dammit!”
a crispy snack that has a shapes of rings and is packed full of zesty onion flavor. next time you’re in the mood for a snack grab a bag of funyuns. the word funyun is realy fun to say out loud over and over consecutivly.
i am hungry for a bag of funyuns… wow that word rocks! funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun….
the best snack (+any other category) in the world founded by the funyon cult
nick loves funyuns
andrew loves funyuns
adam loves funyuns

hey guys!
the “funyun” occurs when a healthy adult male sodomizes a woman with lepresy and her sphincter dislodges from her -n-s onto his p-n-s after many forcible thrusts. the detached sphincter becomes the “funyun” due to it’s close resemblence to the popular snack food.
scotty f-cked heather’s leper ridden -ss so hard that he ripped out her funyun!
no idea vot zees ees… me needz you eevil eevil emerikens to tell mee…
define this you tool…

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