fupatude
the att-tude -ssociated with older women (who are usually involved in knitting clubs) who have a bulbous m-ss of fat around their no-no parts which is usually referred to as a fupa. the aforementioned att-tude is almost as repulsive as the crotchfat itself, hence the unexplainable bond between the intensity of the fupa and the intensity of the fupatude.
dude, yesterday i saw a woman (whose crotch reminded me of a semi-deflated beach ball) cutting out coupons, knitting, making a scr-pbook, and criticizing my life choices…simultaneously! her fupatude stood out even more than her fat rolls- i was both impressed and disgusted.
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