fupdate
a word we use all the time where i work. it’s when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. it is, of course, a contraction of “f-cked up” and “update”.
chris: you get that buggy software doing what you want yet?
madmann: no, they sent me a fupdate. i’m about a week behind where i was yesterday….
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