fupobia


the irrational (though understandable) fear of fupas (fat upper p-ssy areas). symptoms include innability to keep food down, desire to end ones life, and night terrors.
i had to go see my therapist about my advanced stage fupobia. the dreams of armies of post-menopausal women with fupas bombarding my upper body were too much to handle.

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