Fur Dragon
a small, domesticated creature that flies around the cave that it inhabits. many varieties exist of different shapes, colors, att-tudes. these creatures exhibit great bursts of energy for short periods of time but spend the majority of their time hidden away, resting. in many cultures the fur dragon is more commonly referred to as the domestic house cat.
friend 1: dude, what just ran into the room and across the back of the couch?
friend 2: oh, that was just a fur dragon.
friend 1: a fur dragon?
friend 2: yeah, you know, a cat… they fly around like furry little dragons.
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