furjob
similar to a handjob, but furrier
that bearish man over there just got a furjob in the corner!
like any ‘job,’ furjob entails learning about masturbation and girls through the art of pre-p-b-scent feelings and snugginess.
“i furjobbed a night of eigth-grade madness thanks to an up and coming play of cats”
“i swore that when i reached driving age i would head strictly over to linen’s n’ things to buy my grade-a masturbation kit.”
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