Furjørne Lärgfüt


large -ss freaking yeti. a man with this name freaking kills people. he will rip your spine out and play beethoven’s fifth on your ribs with your arms. this guy will pick his teeth with your femur. plus, a freaking awesome party animal!! a regular don juan and smooth with the ladies. known to impregnate hot women at a glance.
holy $hit!! beth that’s a fuc&ing yeti! omg!! he’s soooo checking out my -ss right now!

whoa, carla check out those monstrous abs!

beth, i think i’m pregnant! i’m pregnant with furjørne lärgfüt’s babies!

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