Furka


a majestic beard so intense that continuing to wear it may be interpreted by some as a form of oppression for the wearer. also, such a strict adherence to hipster beard culture that the beard wearer lives in fear of being seen beardless.
dude: have you seen gavin’s furka?

dude2: have i seen it? i can taste it with my eyes.

dude: hey man, how was your weekend?
dude 2: how was it? pfff, amazeb-lls. smell my furka!

dude: i’m worried about bryan. he’s so quiet and submissive since he grew out that furka. he doesn’t even like bon iver anymore.

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