furlousis


an abnormal condition of the mind resulting in a loss of contact with reality brought upon by the announcement of impending furloughs. a merging of the words psychosis and furlough. usually experienced by government employees during a time of sequestration.
bob’s mail hasn’t been delivered in two days due to the workers at the post office suffering from severe cases of furlousis.

for a government employee, george was getting a lot of work done until his furlousis started acting up.

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