Furnace Ass


a romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.
wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace -ss.
the extreme discomfort/cramping/sweating -ssociated with the overindulgence of too many hot wings (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or a combination of them both.

john missed football practice because his furnace -ss kept him in the bathroom all afternoon.

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