Furniture Freestyle
the extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. invented by maverick gunner and rory williams, displayed in the youtube video: furniture freestyle, an athlete’s perspective.
“man, what’s another action sport i can do now that i quit fmx?”
“well if your hardcore enough you could take up furniture freestyle.”
“ah yes, that’s a real man’s sport!”
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