furniture salesperson
a poor b-st-rd who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and bedding. one who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. a person who listens to constant whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house decore they don’t give a sh-t about. when this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
a furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the p-ss on mattress sent back to the store.
the furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real -ss hole at home. they have held as long as they can!
customer= just looking!
furniture salesperson- can i help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. my credit ain’t so good. do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture salesperson- no we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?
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