Furp

v. – when a person farts and burps at the same time or at about the same time. it can also be whenever a fart and burp happen at the same time or at about the same time.
“are you sure you want to have taco bell for lunch? you know that makes you furp.”
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(circa 1920s) one who sniffs the seats of bicycles ad nauseum. the word may have applied initially to the unicycle. most often the furp is a man between ages 30 to 65, possibly employed as a high school or middle school gym teacher.

the term is also used at times as a verb to describe the sniffing action.

the term is commonly mistakenly used to describe the mix of a burp and a fart.
the coach and neighborhood furp delighted himself to the rich armoas of the neighbor’s huffy banana seat.

or

the school counselor spent his summer vacation furping the tour de france.
1.) the furp is stylish hair-do in which the hair “furps” up and flows like no other
2.) the act of furping is to be a straight up boss at drinking, dancing, smoking, and walkin’ around
3.) one who furps hard, aka a furp master, can claim the right to “furp” no matter what they are doing
example 1:
bromax: yo, you got a furp!
brocurt: i’m the furp master!

example 2:
ac: man i’m so sick. i got the furp flu
max: stay furpin bro!
a burp that smells like a fart. whenever you eat a food that has high concentrations of methane prducing biodegradables. in addition the food can contain high amounts of garlic, onions, peppers, or cajun seasoning.

the end result, after consuming said meal followed by carbonated beverages, you begin to expell large amounts of burps that smell as bad as or worse than a fart that you have een holding for 36.7 hours.

these furps can be considered noxious, and follow the same silient but deadly rule as farts. not to be taken lightly.
after that meal at cr-pplebee’s, joe had a bad case of the furps. he soon was able to clear the local watering hole oafter half a pbr.
a burp that smells an awful lot like a fart.
dog eats p–p.
dog says h-llo.
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n.- a fart burp hybrid created when one person burps into another persons -sshole and it comes back out as a fart.
v.- the action of p-ssing the hybrid burp/fart g-sses of a furp through your -sshole.
1)hey bro! burp in my -sshole so we can make a furp!
2) burp in my -sshole so i can furp in your face b-tch.
3)somebody burped in my -sshole a few hours ago and i really need to furp.
a foamy burp resulting from pounding an entire beer and having it foam up so much that foam is burped filling the belchers nose and mouth and exelling all over the place
the drinking croud’s mouths were all left agape after being awstruck by the tremendous furp that followed rralph’s smooth execusion of pounding an entire 40 oz in one swift chug