Furry Hermit
1. an ugly and useless underwater crab
2. an acoustic novelty band based in greater manchester
3. the nightly act of waiting until a flatmate has gone to sleep, before putting your b-lls over their eyes and -rs- on their nose – the practice is repeated until such a point that you are evicted from your place of residence.
1. paguristes is a genus of hermit crab in the family diogenidae. it includes species such as paguristes ulreyi – or “furry hermit”
2. did you go to the furry hermit’s gig last night? they were awesome!
3. mike gave geoff so many furry hermits, that ultimately he had to leave.
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