Furu
a person who is a guru on facebook only (posting inspirational quotes, affirmations and messages). over time, this person develops an online persona with “friends” or fans on their wall.
a faux guru…
suzie has her own following of friends on facebook who have elevated her (whether they realize it or not ) to the level of a minor furu.
furu is a norwegian word for being an extremely good lover, but was in may of 1994 chosen to represent a translation for the english for for pine(wood).
“ive never been with someone who’s that furu” , “oh my god hes a furu!” or “he/she was a furu, it was awesome”
after may 1994 these examples came along:
“i need to wax my new pain table” or “is there any pine in this forest?”
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