furvidence


(n.) pr. \ˈfər\və-dən(t)s\

the fur your pet leaves behind at the scene of the crime.
ex. at first sally was inclined to believe it was steve (her house guest) and not princess perfect (her dog) who had gotten into her trash, left a trail of shredded tissues, yogurt lids, and chicken bones across the floor, and then barfed little chunks of moldy cheese under the coffee table…

…but with such overwhelming furvidence to suggest otherwise, she was forced to accept the truth.

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