Fusband
future husband, aka fiancé.
julie just introduced me to her fusband, greg.
for describing bad, worthless, annoying, or otherwise undesirable husbands. a “f-cking husband” for when you just can’t say those words. much like ‘fugly’.
d-mn! that’s some fusband you have there, calling you names like that.
an affectionate term used for a future husband (fiance)
look what my fusband got me for my birthday
“fuzz-band”
short hand for “future husband”
i met my fusband last night.
leonardo dicaprio is my ideal fusband.
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