fustache


a very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. often found on teenage males.
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nice fustache.
look at bobby’s little fustache.
a patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the v-g-n- (fu fu) in a moustache shape. note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or hitler fuatache.
she has a fustache on her f-nny she shaped herself.

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