fustercluck


an alteration of cl-sterf-ck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.
this place is a total fustercluck.
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transpositive derivation of cl-ster f-ck, commonly used if a small child, manager, jehovah’s witness, or hr person is within earshot.
“so the job was a total cl-ster fu…” thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, “…fuster cluck.”
a f-cked-up cl-sterf-ck. the worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

“we’re way over budget, we’re late, and the d-mn thing doesn’t work. this project is a complete fustercluck!!!”
in zelda: ocarina of time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.
i was in a hurry riding through lon lon ranch to refill my milk when i accidently caused a fustercluck.
a group activity that results in pure stupidity.

a whole bunch of people hoping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
you guys are the biggest group of fusterclucks i have ever scene.

now that we are all here lets fustercluck!
an alcoholic beverage which contains evan williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. you must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. this will f-ck you up.
dude, i got so fusterclucked this weekend!
dude, did you see nicole last weekend? she had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. he was in the hospital for two days.
a nice way of saying cl-ster f-ck around bible thumpers and old people.
man, your teeth look like a fuster cluck of jagged bones and decay.

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