Futebicha Americano


it’s a way that many brazilians use to call the american football or football as it called in the usa. it can be translated as “footf-g”. most of us think it is a gay thing, and they also think it supposed to be called handball, because the football players rarely use their feet.
homem 1: “bando de viados, isso é só uma desculpa para os viados se agarrarem! essa merda devia se chamar futebicha americano.”
homem 2: “concordo, essa merda é coisa de viado!”

guy 1: “bunch of f-gs; that’s just an excuse for f-gs grab each other! this sh-t supposed to be called footf-g.”
guy 2: “i agree; this f-cking sh-t is such a gay thing!”

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