futenis


a futenis (p-n-s futon)- a futon that is perdendicular to your bed, and is for your enormously large p-n-s. at the end of the futon is a pillenis (p-n-s pillow) for the head of the p-n-s, but a pillenis is totally optional.
a.t. needs a futenis for his unit.
or
allbee has a futenis in his room… wow

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