Futility Belt


a belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.
rachel was going to wear that silver belt i lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.

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