futon asshole


a video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. he or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. this includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their mario party stars or other snarky behavior.
lauren, you just stole my last star! you are a futon -sshole!
a video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. he or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. this includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their mario party stars or other snarky behavior.
lauren, you just stole my last star! you are a futon -sshole!

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