Futon Coma
the state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. a person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.
fred: yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
jim: nah man i am experiencing some major futon coma, but there’s room for one more, we’ll play some mw3.
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