Futon Pooper


the act of sh-tting on a b-tch’s futon because the wh-r- kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. the worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you sh-t yourself.
yo, i went to my wh-r-‘s place last night and the b-tch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her f-cking bed. i was so p-ssed i tried to sh-t on her futon but i sh-t my pants. i can’t believe i’m a futon p–per!

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