Futonlife


origin: ancient oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) noun.

the consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, sp-cious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

-note: not to be confused with futonfan, futoncoitus, lovesaclife.
my futonlife has flourished since i arrived at college.

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