futu


1. (verb) guernesias and tw-tois for f-cked.
similiar to the french foutu. most guernsey people speak english the majority of the time and few know its literal meaning, “futu” is thus commonly used as a euphemism for knackered.

2. (noun) the name of a guernsey satricial political cartoon strip: guernsey futu (this makes a pun that guernsey is “knackered” or “broken”, as well as “f-cked”, by its politicians)
use 1a. “j’suis futu” (guernsiase contraction of “je suis foutu”) – i am f-cked. (lit)
1b. “i’m completely futu.”

use 2. “did you see the latest futu?

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