Future ex boyfriend
pr-nounced feb: f-eh-b
one whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
mark: yeah, so i am moving to j-pan in like 5 months
jessica: well that sucks
mark: what do you want to do about us?
jessica: i guess we are going to have to break up
mark: pssshhh. in the future
a few days later . . .
rachel: so what’s up with you and mark?
jessica: oh, he is just my feb (future ex boyfriend).
well… there may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking… nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions… get the f-ck out… i’ll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.
amber: why the h-ll are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak?
becki: don’t worry, getting rid of the b-st-rd in a few weeks… he’s my future ex boyfriend.
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