Future Fossil


noun: a name usually -ssigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
“you see these new bills obama is p-ssing? i’m thinking we should’ve went with john mccain.”
“are you kidding? that future fossil would’ve been way p-ssed gone by now.”

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