future islands


the most epic band in the universe. the singer is made of tin. the sounds of their music permeating out of their p.a. system is so fertile that it will instantaneously impregnate any female within a 20 mile radius.
friend1:”we’re going to a future islands show tonight”

friend2:”you’re going to be reborn.”

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