future sarcastic


more movement than catch phrase, future-sarcastic was coined by corey doctorow, it’s an aesthetic style that says, and i quote: “well, it’s the twenty-first century, where the f-ck is my jetpack?” it’s the future that the 70s though we’d be living in now; shiny jumpsuits and moon-cafes.
‘i use my ipod shuffle as a hairclip, with wireless headphones to be extra future sarcastic’
more movement than catch phrase, future-sarcastic was coined by corey doctorow, it’s an aesthetic style that says, and i quote: “well, it’s the twenty-first century, where the f-ck is my jetpack?” it’s the future that the 70s though we’d be living in now; shiny jumpsuits and moon-cafes.
‘what’s that in your hair? is that your shuffle?!’
‘yea, and check out my wireless headphones’
‘cool. totally future-sarcastic’

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