Futuritis
the condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a p-ssive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.
(disclaimer: futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. deal with it, language n-z-s.)
ladyfriend jane: i don’t understand why john doesn’t want me to move to philadelphia.
platonic manfriend pete: jane, you’re both 25 and you’ve been dating for three years. john’s got futuritis; there’s no way he wants you to move in with him, but he’s never going to tell you that. because he wants to give the business to some other sk-nks.
lfj: john can suck my d-ck.
pmp: indeed.
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