futzel


1. a small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. a tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
1. these vintage sweaters are worthless– they’re covered in futzels.

2. there’s nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.

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