fuzzbump
a mythical creature that consists entirely of hair. if you keep pulling the hair out, eventually it will be gone. has two eyes. this is the only defining feature of the fuzzb-mp, aside from its awkward sideways shuffle. they can be any number of natural hair colors, usually brown. i don’t know why i’m describing it, because you’ll never see one. this way if you have a dream about a furry creature, you won’t be afraid and you’ll know it’s just a harmless little fuzzb-mp.
whats that ball of fur moving across the floor?!? zomg its a fuzzb-mp!!~! how cute!
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