fuzzy seam
the area of skin between the scr-t-m and the -n-s (male) or the v-g-n-l opening and the -n-s (female) having which the abundance of hair and underwear lint of which usually causes chafing resulting in a pink, sore, shiny, and fuzzy mess.
after my soccer game, i straddled the mirror on my bathroom floor and gave my fuzzy seam a once over with the three-finger swipe. -smell that!
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