fuzzy tire


a man with a hairy belly who also suffers from dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a “m-ffin top”.
“i wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. no one wants to see that fuzzy tire.”

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