Fuzzy Wuzzy


(proper noun) the only bear made famous for having an embarrasing condition called alopecia. he was later immortalized in song that led to his tragic death. he was found face down with traces of honey comb on his mouth and an empty bottle of propecia stuck to his sticky, honey covered paw while that fateful song had been set to “repeat” on his ipod.
“fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. fuzzy wuzzy had no hair”
a racist slur for blacks in england. originated from a kipling poem ent-tled “fuzzy wuzzy.”
so ‘ere’s to you, fuzzy wuzzy, at your ‘ome in the soudan;
you’re a pore benighted ‘eathen but a first-cl-ss fightin’ man;
an’ ‘ere’s to you, fuzzy wuzzy, with your ‘ayrick ‘ead of ‘air –
you big black boundin’ beggar – for you broke a british square!
1. popular children’s rhyme

2. a great start to ur own freestyle while bored during lunch period.
1. fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy…was he?

2. fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
not even any way down there
he had none anywhere
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear….who was bare!
‘a bear with no hair’
a large gay man who would usually be characterized as a “bear” but who has no hair.
person 1:”david is dating a bear”
person 2:”what?”
person 3:”he’s not dating a bear, he’s dating a fuzzy wuzzy.”
person 2:”oh that makes more since, seeing as david hates hair.”
a beastly man in every aspect
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear…in bed.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair….down there.
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?
a children’s rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.
fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. fuzzy-wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy, was he?
being buzzed as your vision get blurry from drinking too much everything seems to be shaking.
doris drank too much that she fuzzy wuzzy, didn’t see the shoe on the floor and fell head first to the ground.

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